A 30-year-old male presented to the emergency room with global aphasia after being on the ground of his apartment. He was febrile, tachycardic, rigid in all extremities, and with punctate erythematous lesions on his limbs/torso. Investigations revealed cocaine metabolites in the urine, peripheral leukocytosis, and elevated creatinine kinase (CK); head CT was normal. Lumbar puncture was negative for infectious etiology, though did reveal mild lymphocytic pleocytosis. He was treated for presumed NMS, with rigidity subsiding after dantrolene treatment. Persistent aphasia/encephalopathy prompted repeat imaging, with MRI revealing irregular, heterogeneously enhancing, T2-hyperintense lesions in the white matter, suspicious for atypical acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM), though also typical of LIL. Given cocaine use, concomitant rash and NMS, he was diagnosed with LIL from presumed contaminated cocaine exposure. He was treated with pulse solumedrol over 5 days; at 2-months follow-up, he had returned to work with only mild fatigue as a persistent deficit.