A 53 year old male presenting with recurrent emergency room visits with multiple seemingly unrelated symptoms. Symptoms occurred following a cruise and included skin discoloration, myalgias, and dyspnea. Respiratory symptoms resolved with standard bronchospastic treatment. He later developed dysesthesias, abdominal discomfort, and sixty pound weight loss. An extensive gastrointestinal evaluation was unremarkable. Persisting symptoms included anxiety and cognitive decline including apathy, memory impairment, and a persistent child-like demeanor, as well as exaggerated startle response. He underwent an inpatient psychiatric stay. His anxiety and depression slightly improved with psychotropic medications, however he did not return to his baseline positive demeanor. Symptoms of dysautonomia included episodic flushing and diaphoresis. Staring spells and unintelligible speech did not correlate with any simultaneous EEG recording. CSF resulted normal cell count and minimal increased protein (65 mg/dL). A lack of specific diagnosis and progressive decline prompted serum autoimmune antibody testing. Surprisingly, a positive anti-DPPX titer of 1:61440 was detected. Referred to oncology, the patient was treated sequentially with plasmapheresis and steroids, rituximab, and mycophenylate mofetil with a slight improvement in mental status over a period of weeks.