A 26-year-old male with no significant past medical history presented to the emergency department with a severe, pulsating, occipital headache of one week. Detailed neurological examination was non-focal. CT head without contrast demonstrated a 1.0cm acute intraparenchymal hemorrhage in the right parietal lobe. The CT head venogram revealed extensive venous sinus thromboses involving the superior sagittal sinus, posterior inferior sagittal sinus, vein of Galen, torcula, straight sinus, right transverse sinus, right sigmoid sinus, and proximal right internal jugular vein. Heparin was started as treatment. MRI brain without contrast demonstrated small areas of acute infarcts involving multiple vascular territories. Initial hypercoagulability work-up including hypercoagulable serum labs and malignancy screening were negative. The patient was transitioned to coumadin upon discharge which he continued for 9 months before discontinuing. Years later, he was readmitted with portal vein thrombosis. More detailed hypercoagulability serum labs revealed the JAK2 V617F gene mutation. He was deemed appropriate for lifelong anticoagulation with apixaban.