With a histologically benign nature, spinal dermoid cysts represent 0.6% of all dermoid cysts and 22.9% of CNS dermoid cysts. However, in exceedingly rare instances, the rupture of a spinal dermoid cyst can lead to dissemination of fat droplets into the cerebrospinal fluid, which then migrate caudally into the intraventricular and subarachnoid spaces. This migration can result in atypical neurological symptoms including headache, aseptic meningitis, and obstructive hydrocephalus, underscoring the clinical complexity and warranting emergent investigation.