A previously independent man in his late 60s presented with 2 months of progressive short-term memory loss, disorientation, and executive dysfunction, eventually requiring hospitalization. Neurologic examination showed isolated cognitive deficits without other focal neurological deficits. MRI demonstrated asymmetric bilateral thalamic T2/FLAIR hyperintensities extending to the superior colliculi/tectal plate and periaqueductal gray with patchy enhancement, as well as susceptibility changes consistent with microhemorrhages. Cerebrospinal fluid studies showed mildly elevated protein with otherwise unrevealing profile, including unremarkable glucose, cell count, meningitis/encephalitis panel, gram stain/culture, or flow cytometry. Broad serum infectious, inflammatory, and metabolic workup was unrevealing. Given clinical concern for SLIPPERS, he was treated with pulse-dose methylprednisolone followed by a prolonged oral prednisone taper, with rapid clinical improvement during hospitalization and continued recovery thereafter. At outpatient follow-up, family reported return to near-baseline cognition, with repeat MRI demonstrating interval normalization. He was subsequently transitioned to mycophenolatemofetil as a steroid-sparing agent.